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What even is the situation?

Ray Redspark that-totally-is-a-journalist, this day of the month of this year

Lately, there has been a situation on the place the situation happened. The situation, involving Individual 1 and Individual 2, was extremely scandalous. As you can imagine, every news outlet in the situation's happenings region was shocked, and every journalist jumped on the opportunity to write an article about the situation to spread awareness.

"This is shocking!" says politician of the country in the latest interview. "I am flabbergasted that such a situation can happen this year, in a society like the one we live in!"

 

If you, the reader, are living under a rock, well let's take a look at why the situation is so triggering for any sane citizen. Firstly, the violence of the situation is the main factor why every news outlet was shocked. Secondly, Invidual 1 was known as an individual that always respected this society's rules and was very respected among his community. Thirdly, the consequences of the situation greatly affected Individual 2, wich was really sad and probably made some people cry while watching the scene.

To illustrate the points made in the paragraph before, let's take a look at an image captured at the situation's scene, on the day the situation unfolded.

As you can see, this is the situation. Individual 1 is acting socially irresponsible and Individual 2, is suffering the consequences. This image is extremely shocking. Are you shocked? You should be shocked by this image.

This image seems to give us all the information we need about the situation, but what if we missed any details that might have been present at the scene when the situation occured?

 

Fortunately, we were able to interview Individual 3, that was present in the place the situation happened. Here is a transcript of some of the things he said during the interview about the situation.

"When I witnessed the situation, I was really confused about it. I did not understand the reason of the occurance of the situation, and did not realize the situation's true impact on society. Then I thought to myself, this situation is really absurd. Until I realized that Individual 1 had a reason to create the situation, because Individual 2..."

With this conveniently cut citation, we can truly understand how strange the situation was for its witnesses, and how shocking it must have been to see Individual 1 make the situation happen.

 

To conclude this article, it would be important to remember that the situation was shocking. In this day and age, it is truly mortifying to see that situations like these can still occur. To conclude the conclusion it seems relevant to cite the great philosopher Individual 4, who in his book Book About Philosophy said : "This society is garbage and you all should be scared because it's only getting worse". It seems very applicable to the situation, and we can wonder: what is our society becoming?!

 

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