Followup to the situation

Ray Redspark that-totally-is-a-journalist, a few days after this day of the month of this year

We all know about the situation that happened this week, and how shocking it was for the general public to hear about. Now, you'd think that with all these articles written about it, the situation would be solved, right? Well, absolutely not! As this is being written, the situation is unfolding even more, to a scale we could not have imagined. So, what are the news?

After the situation happened, more events took place in the context the situation created. These events were even more saddening than the event of the original situation. As a matter of fact, the consequences of Individual 1's actions caught up to Individual 2, wich greatly impacted the poor victim. "We are sad to confirm the rumors." says doctor of that one hospital in the latest interview. "The consequences did in fact get to Individual 2. We greatly encourage Individual 2's family and friends to grieve the person he was before the tragedy."

These horrible events seem to have taken an international scale, as other countries are sharing our sadness. "This is a tragedy" says other politician of other country during the other latest interview. "As a politician of my country, I am openly sharing my grief with Individual 2's family."

This situation is truly saddening. But now we will direct your toughts totally-in-a-not-forced-manner towards the original criminal, the true mastermind behind the situation: Individual 1. Yes, Individual 1! What happened to individual 1?

Thanks to police officer Individual 5, Individual 1 is currently behind bars, awaiting his trial. Be reassured, absolutely nobody showed up to talk to him in prison. Everybody agrees with the fact that he is the worst person ever to exist in our country and no one likes him.

Even though the prison Individual 1 is kept in is highly secure, you must not forget that he IS a dangerous criminal and if he ever escapes, he might create a lot more situations. This is really scary for the people of our country, so as advice, stay in your house, keep your children inside your house, work at home, do everything you'd normally do outside in your house, and buy newspapers from the News Company (online, of course). Serioulsy, buy a lot of newspapers, we need funds to continue delivering you totally fresh news, and also our main journalist is broke.

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